season 0 episode 9 A Slice Of Red Velvet.

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A few days later (24 days till extermination)

Y/n: COME ON MAN YOU GOT THIS YOU GOT THIS.

Cynthia: SHUT UP Y/N YOUR BOY IS GOING DOWN. BEAT HIM, KILL HIM, SHOW HIM NO MERCY

Troy: YOU CAN BEAT HER CAMERON YOU CAN DO IT, SHOW EMBER WHAT YOUR MADE OF

okay so you're probably wondering what the hell is going on right now, well it's simple your all playing some one on one call of duty matches and making some, what was originally friendly bets, but now it has turned into all our war.

Cameron: GIVE UP EMBER, I'M WINNING THIS

EMBER: KISS MY ASS, I AIN'T LOSING TO YOU

your phone started ringing and you answered it but didn't look at who was calling.

Y/n: call you back in a bit (hangs up)

Meanwhile in hell

Velvet: I know that mother fucker did not just hang up on me like that. (Calls you again)

Living world

Y/n: GIVE UP EMBER YOU GOT NO- (phone rings) what?

Velvet: I know you did not just hang up on me.

Y/n: it's important- DON'T LOSE CAMERON I GOT BIG MONEY ON YOU

Velvet: what's got you so amped up?

Y/n: it's just- OH WHAT? THAT'S STRAIGHT UP CHEATING, YOU CAN'T DO THAT.

Vox: wow the phone isn't even on speaker and I can hear him.

Valentina: same and I'm on the other side of the table

The call got disconnected.

Velvet: he just hung up on me again.

Few minutes later

Troy: COME ON, COME ON, YEAH WOOOO

Y/n: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT

you, Cameron and Troy all high five each other.

After calming down you all decided that was enough for today, mostly because you didn't want to blow your vocal cords. On your way home you decided to call velvet. After a few rings she answered

Velvet: (annoyed) well look who's finally ready to talk

Y/n: hey girl, it was too important.

Velvet: you know what else is important, my clothes I need a man's opinion on it.

Vox interrupted the conversation.

Vox: what, I am I not man enough?

Velvet: (to Vox) shut up and fuck off Vox (back to you) so can you come or what?

Y/n: I still got school tomorrow, so some time after that?

Velvet: school? Bitch that shit ain't important, I got expelled for cyber bullying and I'm doing just fine.

Y/n: Velvet, your dead.

Velvet: just get your ass over here tomorrow. (Hangs up)

Vox: now that I think about it, didn't you just come out with a new line of clothing?

Velvet: yeah so.

Vox: so why did you ask him for- oh I know what's going on.

Velvet: (blushing) you don't know jack shit (walks away)

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