Chapter 5 ~ THE FOURTH OF JULY

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I woke up the next morning bounding with excitement. I jumped out of bed and woke Vincent up

"HEY OH MY GAWRSH IT IS DA 4TH OF JULY" I screamed Vincent woke up and he jumped

"Holy shiz woman calm down" He said and he too climbed out of bed.

"okay" I said but then couldn't keep calm so I ran into Mike's room and started to scream at him "WAKE UP IT IS DA 4TH OF JULY SO HOLY CRAP MIKE WAKE UP" Mike was a heavy sleeper and mumbled and fell back asleep I got an idea. I ran upstairs and grabbed a cup of warm water. I giggled and went back downstairs, Mike was still sleeping so everything was still to plan. I went up to Mike and put his hand in the cup of water. I waited and Mike did it, he peed himself. Mike woke up almost immediately and I laughed so hard. Jeremy and Vincent came downstairs and saw Mike

"Oh my god mike" Jeremy said

"PFffFT HAHAHAH" Vincent laughed with me

"Haha very funny (y/n)" Mike said giving me a death glare. I gave Mike new pants and I could barely wait until tonight. Mike, Jeremy, Vincent and I all went to the mall to pass the time. We hopped into my car and Vincent sat next to me and Jeremy and Mike sat in the back. I turned on the radio and Mike got all jumpy

"Hey I know this song" He said "we're going on a trip in our favorite rocket ship ZOOMING THROUGH THE SKY" Mike sang the last part alone "LITTLE EINSTIENS, hey what the heck" Mike said disappointed his song got turned off.

"That song annoys me to hell" Vincent said so Mike started shouting again

"Fine.... CLIMB ABORD GET READY TO EXPLORE THERE'S SO MUCH TO FIND LITTLE EINSTIENS" Mike smiled finishing his song and started it again.

"SHUT UP" Vincent shouted

"H-hey g-guys stop" Jeremy said as Vincent kept shouting shut up and Mike screaming the little Einsteins. "OH M-MY GOD S-STOP" Jeremy was shouting too and I got annoyed so I slammed on the brakes sending everyone forwards.

"FOR THE LOVE OF GOD ALL OF YOU SHUT UP" I screamed a headache now present from all of the noise.

"S-sorry" Jeremy hung his head low

"Well Jesus woman" Mike said I shot him a dirty look "Okay sorry"

"Sorry" Vincent said "Maybe" he added quickly I punched him playfully in the arm "Aww you know you love me" Vincent teased

"hmm" I said smiling

"Come on" Vincent said putting his hand on my thigh.

"No" I said grinning

"C'mon"

"Maybe" I giggled

"C'mon, c'mon" Vincent was begging like a child

"Okay fine" I said I pulled into the mall parking lot and we all got out of the car. We all walked into the mall and there were people everywhere picking out swimming suits for their own party getting fireworks at the tent outside and people getting food and people doing things I didn't even recognize. I saw a store full of clothes for the 4th of July and I got a brilliant idea. I grabbed Vincent's hand and rushed over to the store. I walked in and Vincent looked a bit confused

"There is nothing purple here I demand to know why we are here" Vincent looked at me

"You'll see" I said and I dragged Vincent over to a rack of shirts that were star spangled

"Oh no" Vincent said I giggled and pulled a shirt off of the rack. It was probably the most ridiculous shirt in the store. It was a tank top kind of shirt and it had red white and blue sparkles on it. Vincent face palmed and I laughed.

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