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[Cookie Run:Ovenbreak] Lychee Dragon x Reader

Requested by: LovelyCharizard_

I had way too much fun with this... 

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It should have been just another peaceful day in Happy Healthy Hamlet. The key words of course being 'should have'. For (C/F) Cookie, it was anything but. They were just minding their own business, tending to their crops when out of nowhere a familiar tiny Dragon smashed straight into the middle of their field.

Peering down the massive hole, it takes them maybe two seconds to recognize the violet gremlin sitting stunned inside it, "LYCHEE DRAGON COOKIE!!!" They just about threw their shovel at them. All the crops around here are ruined! All of that work for absolutely nothing!

"Oh, hi (C/F) Cookie." Lychee Dragon Cookie, however, is completely unphased and greets them as cheerfully as ever. "Long time no see."

(C/F) Cookie had met this pest back when they were spying on Carrot Cookie's farm, watching a strange band of freshly baked Cookies with a magic compass, and now they seemed to be a reoccurring nuisance that appeared every so often.

"I wish it had been longer." (C/F) Cookie glares down at them, "You can destroy my fields all you want AFTER the harvest, and here you are, putting holes in them during growing season!"

"I blame Lotus Dragon," Lychee Dragon Cookie hops up, dusting themself off like nothing had happened. "I came by her palace to say hello and she threw me halfway across Earthbread."

"Well congratulations! You get to fix it." The farmer Cookie gestures to the very large crater as the dragon flies out of it.

"What? Aren't these YOUR fields? Shouldn't YOU have to do that?" Lychee Dragon Cookie flies over to lean close to their face, only to get hit by the flat side of (C/F) Cookie's shovel. "HEY!"

"Get fixing it." They start walking back to where they had been working.

A small body crashes into them as short arms wrap around their neck in a scaly hug, "But I want to play with you while I'm here!"

"You're not getting out of this." (C/F) Cookie grumbles, pulling the dragon's arms off them and continuing down the row where the rest of the equipment they were using is.

"Hey, (C/F) Cookie!" Carrot Cookie calls from her field on the other side of the train tracks. "Are you alright? That was a big rock that fell from the sky..."

After debating whether or not to tell her that it was, in fact, not a rock, they answer with a simple, "...I'm fine." As much as they would appreciate Carrot Cookie beating a love of agriculture into Lychee Dragon Cookie, they still had nightmares about the time the little Cookie had enthralled all their livestock and used that power to make them all shower them with affection. It was a 'simple' thing to Lychee Dragon Cookie, but a nightmarish experience to the farmer who knew the animals' normal behavior. Besides, they'd rather not watch Carrot Cookie be forced to clean up the violet pest's mess. "No need to worry."

"Alright," Carrot Cookie calls back. "Happy farming!" With that she disappears back into her own field.

"Why don't we play a game?" Lychee Dragon Cookie zips over.

"Great idea. I know a fun game called 'fill the giant hole you blasted into my field'." They say dryly.

Lychee Dragon Cookie groans, plopping onto the ground and dropping their staff. "But that's boring!" They whine into the sky.

"Someone is bad at keeping their own company."

"Says the farmer who lives with no one but a giant barn of animals!"