Offenderman [ᏟᎾᎷᏢᎬᎢᎬ]

Chapter ¹¹ {lost page}

Sexual-Offenderman was waiting expectantly in the woods, a trail of rose petals leading to the small clearing he stood in. The sun was just about to start setting, but it was otherwise a clear, sunny day, and a dappled light filtered through the thick canopy of leaves. He hears the sound of footsteps approaching, but they seemed, weird. They sounded too light to be his newest plaything, a beautiful mother of three who had rejected his rose earlier and he had been stalking for about a day, and now expected to show up at any minute. Hiding himself among the tree's easily, he investigates the source of the footsteps, to see a little girl wandering down the short trail of rose petals, occasionally picking them up to add to the small handful she was carrying. "Aww great, wrong one." He mutters. He recognized the girl as the neighbor's kid, and had seen the girl's mother, but hadn't seen a father.

This isn't good, his target should be coming at any minute, he needed that kid out of here.

Should be easy enough to scare her away, he thinks to himself. After all slendy does it all the time and what is this girl, like five? (more like seven).

He disappears and re-appears in front of the girl with a rather sarcastic sounding "Booga booga!" which gets terrified scream out of the girl and causes her to drop the rose petals she was carrying, a little smirk forming over his face as he thinks, hah! Easy as pie.

Except that her face was turning from one of fear to one of awe as she started walking towards him. Shit, I really should have tried harder. He thinks to himself as the girl says "Wow.... You're really tall. And you don't have a face!"

Master of perception this one, he thinks sarcastically.

"Who are you?" She says while reaching out to touch his coat.

He takes a step back before her hand can reach him, his temper rising as a responds with

"I'm the guy who needs you to scram. Pronto." while pointing back towards the exit to the small woods they were currently in. He really does not have time for this right now. Wiping memories took time, and he still wasn't so sure about the whole eating people thing, maybe later.

"Are you a fairy?" she asks curiously, once again reaching out to touch the black material of his trench coat.

Well that broke his train of thought.

"WHAT?! Are you kidding me?! do I look like I'm two inches tall with butterfly wings?" seriously how could this girl see a seven foot tall faceless man with a fedora , tie and a trench coat and come to the conclusion of "fairy"?

"There's lots of different fairy's, I read about them in a book I have." and she continues listing off different kinds of fairy's while he thought to himself

What were Slendys terms when he told me to leave kids alone? He hadn't exactly been clear or anything, he had just been mad. Real mad. And made it perfectly clear that if he ever DIDN'T leave kids alone that Slendy would track him down and personally rip him apart and then burn the pieces while he's still alive.

He hears footsteps, quick ones, and heavier than the girls were. She's here! Fuck fuck fuck! What do I do?!

Panicking, he vanishes before the woman can see him, while the little girl look's in awe.

"What happened, I heard a scream. Katie? What are you doing over here?" The woman asks as she enters the clearing.

"I saw a fairy! A real one!"

"A fairy?" She asks quizzically.

"Yes! I followed the flower petals and saw a fairy!"

"Really now." She says in that condescending, disbelieving tone adults get when kids have an overactive imagination. "Well I'd wish you'd tell me when you decide to wander over to my backyard. And your friends can't come out and play today. Remy and Conner have soccer practice and Sarah is at the dentists."