I dont have a life..

Cousins/ hunger Games

*me texting my younger cousin at 11 at night*

Me: good morning

...sh*t... It's not morning.

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LATER THAT NIGHT

*texts my friend Jacob*

Me: WE SHOULD DO A HUNGER GAMES THINGY

Him: yas. I'll get the simulator ready.

Me: ...I don't have enough friends.

Him: neither do i, let's add out pets... And band members.

Me: oki. WAIT ADD JONATHAN THE MINNOW FROM DAN AND PHIL

Him: lmao okay.

Me: yayyy. What if Jonathan wins?

Him: I would die.

Me: sameee.

-later-

Him: sorry.

*picture reads *Tori went to shoot at Jacob, but missed and hit Emy*

Me: ...

JACOB WTF WE WERE IN THE SAME DISTRICT. ;-:

Him: im sorrrryyyy

*his dog ends up winning*

Me: WHAT?!!

-round 2-

*me and Jacob die.*

Him: ...YOUR CAT WON.

Me: WHAT?!!!!!!!

-round 3-

Me: let's take out the pets...

Him: yeah okay. Who should we replace them with?

Me: FALL. OUT. BOY.

Him: ORR. The Avengers.

Me: YESS.

Him: youre a bada*s
*sends a picture that says I killed 2 people who ganged up on me*

Me: well, duh *sends sunglasses emoji*

Him: oh no.

Me:
*gets killed by captain America*

R U CERAL RIGHT NOW?!!!!!!

(This whole HG thing happened a couple days ago, I should never join the HG)