aries: punching a baby.
taurus: a really cool hat.
gemini: peeing a little bit.
cancer: a sad fat dragon with no friends.
leo: a zesty breakfast burrito.
virgo: inappropriate yodeling.
libra: a salty surprise.
scorpio: the devil himself.
sagittarius: winking at old people.
capricorn: bees?
aquarius: a hot mess
pisces: self-loathing.
