Hi guys
[Scout regiment police station Wensday 11:35 am]
Eren: *slams his fist on the table*
Levi: calm down at least she is a clue or more likely a key element to finding out who is mass murder is
(Name): but that song.....so from what I'm getting at
Armin: She's insane
(Name): yes thank you and maybe she has schizophrenia(HOLD ON REAL QUICK:
1. I am not using the term Schizophrenia as a insult
2. I am not abusing the term either
3. If you feel offended that I am having a character in my story temporary or not have Schizophrenia PLEASE TELL ME! I do not repeat DO NOT want to be an author of a story that has an uncomfortable audience because I have chosen to give a character "a something"
4. Im not Making fun of people who have Schizophrenia this is mainly for the story and the story alone
5. I am sorry for those who felt/feel like I am going over the line with this one character
That is all)
Levi: well I wouldn't be surprised her shaddy character is already creepy as it is
(Name): Levi you have Fangirls right
Levi: yes. . . why should you care?
(Name): well can't you use them to help us!?
Levi: Tch. . .we can do this on our own without outside help. . .
Eren: well me and Armin have fangirls
Levi: no as much as I do Eren
Eren: Oh yeah! Prove it!
(I applaud anyone who is reading thus in their voices XD)
Levi: fine then brat *Pulls out his phone and takes a quick selfie then posts it on social media's* check your phones
Armin: *checks Instagram and screams from his phone are heard and they get louder and louder until his phone breaks* W-whoa.....
(Name): *is scared and drops her phone on the table* w-what did you do to Armin's phone Levi?!
Levi: it's not me it's my idiotic fangirls. . . . .
Eren: *takes a selfie and post it*
Armin: what are you doing Eren?
Eren: checking my fangirl count
(Name): I don't have any fangirls/boys
Levi: ATTACK MY FANGIRLS!!! *is pointing to a building outside and a rush a pink swarms over it knocking it over and destroying it* O-O
(Name): O-O
Armin: O-O
Eren: TIIIIITAAAAANS!!!!! AKDBWKDVEBDSSKDKSSKZBDKWBXKBSKSBDBXSJXVXNSBSNSBKXBSKXBSOXNXJDJKDXJXNCIBDIBXK!!!!
Mikasa: *hugs Eren* let me have your babies!
(name): HANDS OFF THATS MY MAN!!
Mikasa: try my bi$%&
(name): LEVI'S FANGIRLS!!!. . . .
mikasa: 0-0 *runs*
(Name): AAAAATAAACCCCKKK!!!! *Levi's fangirls go after her*
Armin: This is madness!!
(name): THIS ISNT MADNESS THIS. IS. SPAAAARRTAAAA!!!! AAATAAACCCK!!! *Levi's fangirls attack Armin*
Levi: *Dips eren* I'm Gay for you
Eren: I'm Gay for you too
Yaoi fangirls: OMG YAAAAAAAAAASH!!!!!!! *nosebleeds everywhere*Okay I had my fun now back to the real story
Levi: well I wouldn't be surprised her shaddy character is already creepy as it is
ErMikasa: *sighs* this just makes everything so confusing
Mikasa: *walks in* I found some information about herName: Garnet Light
Age: currently unknown
Hair color: Crimson
Eye color: unnatural Lime green
Height: ~5'4"
Bio: Parents Abandoned her around the age 6 and has lived in a orphanage ever sinceOkay im-a stop here I keep getting writers block so this is a little over half of what I usually type
See you all soon
Peace. Love
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