the best strypes imagines ever

one sentences part 8

here are some one sentences [throws confetti out to the crowd]

the kik chat came up with the first four B)

- any of them at all asking you to paint them like one of your french girls

- any of them at all getting attacked by seagulls at the beach

- Ross using his winged eyeliner to fly with the seagulls and steal chips (what a beautiful sight)

- walking into a room to find them all interpetive dancing to Hooked On A Feeling

- josh writing a new single and rhyming bootyass with zootyass

- josh telling everyone he gets mad pussy so he's the only one who's fit to write the lyrics. evan looks up from petting the 5 sleeping kittens in his lap and looks into the camera like he's in The Office

- any of them at all yelling Dick Too Bomb in church

- any of them at all sending you minion memes

- any of them at all getting shitfaced at Papa Johns

- any of them at all going through a mall goth phase and hanging outside of hot topic all day

- any of them at all climbing into a washing machine and turning it on the highest setting

- only being able to sext with evan via telegrams and smoke signals

- any of them at all falling and spaghetti pouring out of their pockets

- any of them at all throwing a fit because they dont agree with their daily horoscope

- ross photosynthesizing

- evan just straight up knocking you out with his big ass hands

- u try to flirt with one of them and tell them that ~this pussy~ is for dinner and they're like okay hold on but they come back out with a fork and knife and a napkin in their lap and pick up the phone to order Chinese takeout

- any of them at all requesting On The Floor by Pitbull at your wedding

- Ross ordering custom John Lennon pillows and crying on them

- any of them at all running with scissors and getting yelled at by their mom

- any of them at all slipping on a pool deck and falling in

- any of them at all beating you up for your lunch money

- Ross being Rudolph the Vampire Reindeer and using his winged eyeliner to fly across the night sky

- any of them at all gently breakdancing

- any of them at all getting their shoelaces stuck in an escalator

- any of them at all in a swimming anime

- spending your first christmas with any one of them and their gift to you is a macaroni necklace

- Ross taking an "Are you Emo?" quiz

- all of them doing the dance to Floss from the suite life of zack and cody

- any of them at all at a restaurant and telling the waitor that they'd like to order "Chicken Tiddybress with vegetables on the side"

- any of them at all being my neighbor who calls the cops everytime someone steps on their front lawn

- any of them at all stepping on a lego

- evan watching the I Predict A Riot video. thats it.

- any of them at all sticking temporary tattoos all over themselves

- any of them at all being the monster underneath your bed that grabs your foot when it's sticking out over the mattress

- any of them at all attacking you with a water gun

- Josh ignoring you on all social media (you don't have to imagine this)

- any of them at all whispering the entire Bee Movie script into your ear

- any of them at all applying EOS lip balm

- SCHOOL AU: Ross is the kid that always stares at you and then laughs at you with his friends and you have no idea why. and then one day you ask him if he wants to catch your hands and then he transfers schools. Evan is the kid who you get paired up with in partner assignments/projects all the time and he does nothing but sit there and copy all the answers you write down. you try to talk to him and he doesn't even look at you. Josh is the popular kid who condescendingly and jokingly asks you how your day is going all the time and then makes fun of you when you don't want to talk to him. Pete is the only one who is nice to you but you don't see him a lot. (this is how i picture all of them being like if they went to school with me at least)

- any of them at all slam dunking you into a trash can

- any of them at all giving you a white boy ass lap dance

- any of them at all taking too long in Topman

- any of them at all doing the Cha Cha Slide