Niall likes to use his chat up lines when ever he possibly can. He mainly uses them when you are alone together in your shared apartment when you are chilling and relaxing or when you are with the rest of the band and their girlfriends.
1:
Niall: Fat Penguin.
You: Yah what?
Niall: I just wanted to say something to break up the ice!
2:
Niall: It's a good thing your not corn!
You: Wait... Why?
Niall: Because you're hot!
You: [Confused face!]
Niall: You'd be popping all over! [Winks]
3:
Niall: Do you have a map?
You: Why do you need a map? [Confused face!]
Niall: Because I keep getting lost in your eyes! [Winks]
You: That's really cringy Horan! [Laughs]
Niall: I know! [Laughs] That's why you love me!
You: I know!
4:
Niall: [Looks you up and down] And I thought it was hot outside!
You: Really Ireland? Really?! [Laughs]
5:
Niall: Are you from Jamaica? Coz your Jamaking me crazy!! [Laughs]
You: Really? [Laughs]
6:
Niall: Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Coz you have a pretty sweet arse! [Winks and Laughs]
You: I like that one! [Laughs]
7:
Niall: Is your Daddy a baker?
You: Why would my Dad be a baker? He can't even cook... [Confused face]
Niall: Coz you have nice buns! [Winks]
8:
Niall: If you were a vegetable you'd be a Cute-Cumber! [Laughs and Winks]
You: Seriously Niall? [Laughs]
9:
Niall: Are you my Appendix? Coz have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out! [Winks and Laughs]
You: Okay... Take me out to Nandos then! [Winks]
10: This is the chat up line Niall used when he first me you. The boys had placed a bet that he wouldn't be able to speak to you. (Deffo my favourite!!!)
Niall: My Band Mates and their girlfriends bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar... Dya wanna get some drinks with their money?
You: Sure... I'm (Y/N). [Smiles and blushes]
Niall: Beautiful name for a beautiful girl... I'm Niall! [Winks]
11:
Niall: I went to the doctors the other day babe!
You: Awe! Is everything ok? [Concerned face]
Niall: Not really babe!
You: Why? What's wrong? [Panicing!!]
Niall: The doctor said I am lacking vitamin U! [Winks]
You: I thought there was something seriously wrong with you! [Serious face]
Niall: Oh My God! Really? [Laughs]
You: Yeah, really! [Laughs]
12:
Niall: I really like them skinny jeans on you...
You: Awe! Thanks Ni! [Smiling]
Niall: But I'd rather see them on my bedroom floor! [Winks and Smirks]
You: Niall... [Laughs]
13:
Niall: Are you a parking ticket?
You: ...
Niall: Because you have fine written all over you...
You: Oh... Niall... Hahah
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Niall Horan: Imagines and Preferences
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