Phan: Blurred Admirer - High School AU

Chapter 12

Gambling secrets

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A/N: Hey I've finally updated this, ain't that great? Jk you can totally set fire to my house because I abandoned this story for 4 decades to become a nun in Jamaica where I can worship J C and the boys and smoke pot on a regular basis. No but seriously, I'm so sorry. I hope this fulfils your phangirl needs... Kinda xD

Feel free to re-read the last few chapters if you've forgotten what's happened.

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*Phil's POV*

Dan immediately replied:
"Oh god, don't tell me this is a link to one of those weird pornos you're constantly obsessing over- or even worse, don't rickroll me for god's sake".

I hastily typed out a reply:
"Well, it's not either of those things but I don't think you're gonna like it either way".

He didn't reply, obviously his raging hormones were too curious to find out what this video was all about.

I waited patiently as I stared out my window, anticipating his response.

Within a few minutes, he replied:
"Daaaamn, I'm a great kisser, they should considering hiring me in romantic movies. I can picture it now, Romeo and Juliet staring the famous Daniel Howell! Oh and you can be Juliet, I've always wanted to see you in a wig"

"What the flipflop, Howell?! I'm not a transvestite! xD"

"Starring Dan Howell and Philipa Lester as the star crossed lovers!"

I was suddenly interrupted by a familiar thudding at my door. God I bet it's Martyn again. What's he gonna accuse me of now? Stealing his Hannah Montanna mix tape?

Without a second to respond, in came Martyn, clutching his iPod whilst he was staring at the screen as if it told him that Aunty Susan had poked him on Facebook.

"What do you want?", I grumbled, causing him to finally avert his eyes away from his device.

"Sorry, I was trying to stop myself from vomiting all over your carpet", he spat, shoving his screen in my face as the footage of Dan & I kissing played.

I don't get it.

I see Martyn secretly watching girls making out with each other all the time but suddenly when he sees guys making out, he gets offended?

What's the difference?!

(Don't ask how I saw him watching those videos........ OUO)

"How did you find this? Were you on one of your hyper horny YouTube sprees again?", I scowled at him, flinching as he threatened to kick me in the privates.

"No, actually I wasn't, for once. I saw this on Facebook; everyone's been reposting it", he said, looking disgusted as if I'd just sharted on his foot (which I didn't).

"Gotta spread the homo, amirite?", I winked at him, provoking him to gracefully punch me in the shoulder.

"Wait til Mum and Dad see this. Also, I told them about the lube disappearance", he grinned menacingly.

Wow, I never noticed until now but my brother is uncannily similar to satan. How obscure!

"I don't care about the lube thing, just don't show them the video. Please, I'll do anything", I begged weakly.

I'm so pathetic, holy shnitzle.

Wait.

What is a shnitzle?