Phan: Blurred Admirer - High School AU

Chapter 4

A Weekend away

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I woke up and lazily fumbled around for my clock before brutally smashing my fist against it, causing it to glow up and display the time:
11:36 am

My eyes shot open.

"Shitting piss!", I shouted, confused by my choice of words yet irritated by my oversleeping.

I didn't realise it but I must've fallen asleep with my phone in my hands without eating any dinner.

I was still fully dressed in my school uniform and saliva was dribbling slowly out the corner of my mouth.

"MUUUUUM?!", I wailed, flailing around under my duvet with an urge to viciously slap my mother for not bothering to wake me up.

"Fuck", I grumbled as I didn't get a response.

I flopped onto the floor only to find a note by the door of my room. It read:

"Dear Dan,
Your father and I are out on a small weekend trip away. I understand that we should've told you earlier but we figured we should escape before you had the chance to argue.
Love, Mummy and Daddy. xxxxx
P.S. I left you a Malteaser box in the top right cupboard in the kitchen as an apology for ditching you on such short notice.

Bloody hell, my parents were such huge twats.

'Mummy and Daddy', what do they think I am? A gay 3 year old?

Well... Close enough.

It was a Friday as well so it was pretty stupid of them to call it a 'weekend' break, considering they must've left yesterday evening.

I honestly couldn't be bothered to go to school so, in order to aid my choice of going or staying, I created a list of pros and cons of going in for the remaining hours:

Pros:
• Seeing Phil
• Admiring Phil
• Free chips from Pj
• Talking to Phil
• Phil's face

Cons:
• Not seeing Phil because he could be ill and have Ebola
• Getting told off for being late
• Being probed by Miss Wood and her Pervy pointing stick that she uses for 'educational purposes only'
• Being attacked by those kids in Year 9 who claim to have a gaydar and can sense me and my homo from 54 miles away.
• It's school ffs, R u stupid.

I decided to go against it eventually, besides, I can always spam Phil until he talks to me.

Notice me senpai.
Pls.

I picked up my phone from under my duvet and sent Phil a quick text:

"Not coming in 2day bcus I cba, it's a shame I don't get 2 c u sooner tho. I'm super excited for tomorrow! :]"

Hmm I wonder how he'd respond to a ;] face if I sent him one.

Kinky.

As if he was expecting me to text him, he replied only a few minutes later:

"I wud offer 4 u 2 come over after school but I hav to go to my neighbour's for dinner so my life sucks rn. C u tomoz xx"

"K then. Ily... Wait wtf am I allowed 2 even say that o_o"

After I sent that text I mentally face palmed myself.

What's wrong with me.

Dang it.

"Sure bby x"

Omf

"Omg ur such a cheesy twit"

"Ya ik :]"

He made my day, no matter how utterly silly he was.

Ugh Dan seriously, you hardly know him.