the store.

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I like going to the store
Grocery store
Clothing store
U name it
The store

Sooooooooooo

Today I was in the grocery store by myself while my mom was walk-in the dog and I'm like lalalala imma buying food like an adult!!!!! Wheeeeeee!!!

So I'm going through the grocery list and I see oats
Wtf are oats
So I'm walking around the store looking for oats and I'm like whatever I'll call my mom. So I call my mom and she's like, Quaker oats
Oooooohhhhhh
So I go to the cereal aisle to get oats and I take one step in and stop

There are like three grown women buying sugar cereal in bulk
Like
Ten different types of cereal
20 of each

I was like

Uhhhhhhhhhh

So I walk in and I'm just standing there because they made a ring of cereal covering like a whole section of the aisle

So I'm just like...
..............

And one of the ladies is like

u need something

I'm like (in my sweet voice I do when taking to unown adults)

May I please have some Quaker oats?

So the last makes her way into the cereal circle points and is like

that what u want

Then I'm like
Yes please!

So she gives me the cereal and a death glare and I'm on my way

Then later in walking through the pet store with my dog and were like lalalala my dog is sniffing stuff and then she sees some cats and freaks.
I'm dragging her out of the store like
MAYDAY
MAYDAY
SHE'S SEEN THE CATS
RUN LITTLE KITTIES SHE'S A MURDERER OF YOUR TYPE!!!!

jk she's only killed wild animals

Then later we go to a different grocery store because it's closing and it was so empty

No joke

Everything that was fresh or not processed was gone
There was unfrosted cakes
So much for sale!!!!

I got:
ChapStick
Earbuds
A hairbrush
Combs
Tea
Ice cream
Ginger ale
Colorful pens

This was just the stuff I bought
We got a lot of stuff total

Because the fact that everything was so empty I did the thing your not supposed to do but everyone has done

I pushed the back of the cart around like it was a scooter and stood on it
SO FUN!!!

So that was a fun day
I also got new clothes
Yay!
Plaid shirts here I come
I like plaid
It's legit

OK guys.....

Bye and have a nice rest of your day!!!

Shinx out

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