some random book (2nd Randomness Book)

idk what to call this chapter

Teacher: *groans* IM GOING TO MOVE (friend's name) TO THE NORTH POLE,

(Other friend's name) TO THE SOUTH POLE,

AND (also a friend's name) TO CHINA!

Me: ooh! CAN I GO TO CANADA!?

Teacher: no, because then you'd be too close to (friend's name)

Me: ;-;