some random book (2nd Randomness Book)

skip the line passes

so remember how we were at an amusement park

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Me: dang that's a big line

Hmm-

Man: SPIN THE WILL, THERES A WINNER EVERY TIME! THERES ALSO A CHANCE TO WIN A FRONT OF THE LINE PASS FOR TWO

Me: you thinkin' what I thinkin

Cousin: yeah

Me: DADDDDD CAN WE BORROW FIVE DOLLARS

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Le five minutes later
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Me: *comes back to dad*

Yo dad we won a pass that let's us skip to the front of the line but it's only for two people soz WERE GOING WITHOUT YOU BYEEEEEEEEE

Me and cousin: *run off to ride le Rollercoaster*