*takes children to chuck e cheese's*
Me: now if you get lost remember not to follow any purple men.
Kids: purple men...?
Me: Just stay away from them!
Kids: Mommy I'm confused-
Me: NO TIME TO EXPLAIN
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Kid: mommy there's a monster in my closet-
Me: OH MY GAWD ITS NIGHTMARE FOXY GET THE SALT AND HOLY WATER! QUICKLY!
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Me: ... Now tell them what the pig says!
Kid: oink
Friend: *smiles* what does the cow say!?
Kid: moo!
Me: now tell them what the cat says!
Kid: fire alone can save our clan
Friend: *slowly looks up at me*
(name)
Me: yes?
Friend: what did you teach your kid
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YOU ARE READING
some random book (2nd Randomness Book)
RandomI welcome you to my second book of stupid stuff.
