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So Zingbot was on big brother tonight

Before it even started I told my mom that I needed to go get some ice to apply to the burns 😏

"James, I heard Meg had a special trip planned for you when you get out of the house

It's to

THE FRIENDZONE

ZINGGGGGGGG"

"Ew, something smells! Somebody take out the trash!

Oh wait, THATS JUST AUSTIN

ZING"

"Liz, since you and Austin are in a relationship, who are you more exited about meeting:

His father,

His mother,

Or his GIRLFRIEND?

ZINGGGGGG"

(I also loved the one when he zinged Johny Mac but I'm not even sure if I got these correct but they're all something along the lines of that XD )

Also:

Vanessa: I've decided... Not to use the power of Veto

Me: *jumps to feet* well Johny Mac you're dead *walks off*

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