some random book (2nd Randomness Book)

How to kidnap me

How to kidnap me:

"Free wifi"
"Free kittens here"
"Shuttle to the fictional universe, free/cheap rides"
"Free (insert any fandom of mine) merchandise here!"

now let's just pray that creepy dude from mcdonalds doesn't read this

Or that werewolf dude

No seriously guys I saw this guy once and he looked like something from straight out of Twilight

and he had this really creepy ring with a crimson red gem in it and everything o m g