Dear Elli,
Okay, I just realised that this is long overdue. But then I remembered I had delayed writing this because I was actually scared of you, once upon a time. Which is funny because I rarely get actually scared of a person. I remember why I was scared, but, ah, irrelevance. XD
Another funny thing... I actually have a bunch of shit to say to you but I can't find the words - which I hate.
We can start with the cliché things: I love you! But my love for you is a little bit different; it's 15% water, 50% can't live without ya, 20% sugar and spice and all things nice, 10% jokes, 5% mutual hatred. Took me ages to do the maths there. XD This is fucking amazing, I gotta remember this!
The first three letters of my last name is Nwa, so, essentially, I am NWA.
Niggas
With
Attitude.
According to my shaky memory. XD I have an acronym to my last name, made up by an offensive friend of mine, perhaps I'll tell you it one day. XD
All the while I'm writing this, I'm thinking of your damn half-blind, fucking adorable, apparently intelligent dog. Awwwww, Leo... He wears little clothes, omfggggggg. XC Maybe if I keep mentioning him every now and then, you'll ship him over to London for me. But please don't ship him over if he turns into a tiger. Tigers and I don't get along.
Do I need an aeroplane to get to France? XD Because I try to avoid water, unless it's being used for hygienic purposes. Cx
If you drop the soap, you gotta work on your squat to pick it up again.
Silk, Suede, Swaaaag.
Just thinking of some lines that define our very strange and possibly dysfunctional friendship. XD WE WORK. We do, don't deny it. ⌒.⌒
I don't think I'm intentionally trying to be random, I'm just used to sharing my every thought with you as it comes, soooo... :3 I'm probably going to spam your Kik after wrapping this up. Pictures of Yaoi? Or Yuri? By the by, Yuri just isn't as good as Yaoi. Have to admit it.
Anyway, I hope this letter is valid proof of how much I care for you. Because I care a whole lot for you, SO much so, that I encourage your black jokes. cx
Bye now, Onii-san! *♡*
Lala.
*apparently fucking Poe with Tubby Custard* (STOLEN FROM THE BEST)
