A Spidey Fanfic

3: RED TEAM RANDOMNESS 1!!! SORTA

Chapter 3: RED TEAM RANDOMNESS 1!(SORTA)

Just saying that becuz of my divorced parents and I gotta switch every week now instead of every 2-4 days and so I'll probably be updating hopefully every other week. However, I don't like making deadlines for myself either way so you just gotta wait like I do u know?

OMG OMG OOOOOMMMMMGGGGGG! DID U GUYS SEE THE NEW DEADPOOL TRAILER? OMG I WOULDN'T STOP LAUGHING! I WAS WORRIED THEY WOULDN'T ADD THE SCARS BECAUSE THAT WOULD SUCK… IT'S A GOOD THING THEY KEPT THEM :D

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMOGMOMMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMOGMG I JUST WATCH THE CAPATIN AMERICA CIVIL WAR! WHO THE HELL WOULD GIVE THE ANDREW GARFEILD SPIDERMAN A FRIGGIN REBOOT! BUT IT'S CAP VS IRON! FREEDOM VS SAFTEY! ITS GUNNA BE EPIC! BUT POOR CAP! I LUV HIM! BUT I LUV SPIDEY! I DON'T KNOW HOW TO FEEL ABOUT THIS! SOMEONE TELL ME PLEASE! _

DISCLAIMER (NOT SO MUCH BUT MORE FOR THE GREATER GOOD OF MAN KIND): I DO NOT OWN ANY PART OF MARVEL EXCEPT FOR MY FANART AND FANFICTIONS! YOU CAN FIND ME ON WATTPAD AND INSTAGRAM AS LUXORA, AND FIND ME ON DEVIANTART AS LUXY_OREO (SOMETHING LIKE THAT)…

JUST RECOGNIZE ME AS LUXORA OR LUXY. SEE, THAT'S WHY I WOULD SUCK AS A SUPER HERO WITH A SECRET IDENTITY… SURE I'M PRETTY GOOD AT KEEPING SECRETS BUT I'LL PROBABLY TELL A FRIEND WHO WILL TELL ANOTHER FRIEND WHO MOST LIKELY WILL BE A GOSSIPER. U KNOW… PEOPLE ASK ME SOMETIMES (NO ONES ASKS ME… I JUST ASK MYSELF IN MY SLEEP… I'M SO ALONE IN THE SUMMER BUT IT'S GREAT NOW THAT I'VE SURVIVED MY THIRD WEEK OF BEING ONE OF THE FRESHMEN… THAT'S RIGHT, YA'LL ARE READING A GREAT ASS STORY |OKAY MAYBE NOT SO GREAT| WRITTEN BY A FOURTEEN YEAR OLD FANGIRL) OKAY, SO SOMETIMES PEOPLE ASK ME "LUXORA,HOW THE HECK DO YOU WRITE GOOD LUV STORIES IF YOU'VE NEVER HAD A RELATIONSHIP, DON'T NORMALLY WATCH LUV MOVIES, DON'T READ MANY BOOKS OTHER THAN FANFICS, AND DON'T EXACTLY HAVE A CRUSH?" AND THAT GETS ME THINKIN' LIKE "I GUESS IT'S THE MUSIC THAT FUELS MY RANDOM MIND…"

|CAN WE BEGIN THE STORY ALREADY?|

~COULD BE WORSE, SHE COULD MAKE THIS LONGER IF SHE WANTS TO.~

YEAH… I CAN… BUT I'D RATHER NOT FOR I AM TOO LAZY.

DODODODODO LINE BREAK_

Ch.3 RED TEAM RANDOMNESS!: FINDING A NEW BRO! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZ

TONY'S P.O.V.

Tony flopped head first onto his beige king-sized bed, letting out a frustrated groan. He didn't get what Pepper didn't like about the card he bought for her. The billionaire chuckled, recalling the written words on said card, "Behind every great man, is a woman. Behind every Batman, is a ROBIN. Behind every Stark, is a JARVIS. And behind every hero, is a woman who won't stop bitching at him to get his act together and stop risking his life."

Personally, Tony had liked that sentence, but Pepper hadn't, he realized that from the still sore smack to the face she gave him.

"JARVIS?" He called out. Tony had remade JARVIS after the previous one turned into some half god half freaking android thing that took the name Vision. Vision then joined the Avengers along with the Maximoff twins (thank you Magneto, now there are three of you), Falcon, and Ant-Man if he accepts the invitation.

"Yes ?" The A.I. asked.

"First, stop calling me ; that was my dad. Instead, call me Tony or Iron Man the Great. Second, if anyone wants to talk to me tonight, tell them to fuck off."