my mom was painting my nails in the master restroom and my dad went in and took a dump and then made these weird pooping noises and my mom went 'why would you go in here and take a dump while I'm doing art' and my dad went 'pooping is an art too!!!'
dADDDDD PLSSSS REALLYY I CAN'T.
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