istg if my brother doesn't stop I'm going to fucking slap him so hard. one day. or sooner.
why you ask.
on sunday we went to out to eat pho for breakfast. and while my dad was paying this bitch fucking spat water at me with his straw. a spitball i wouldn't have really cared but wATER.
FUCKING FIGHT ME YOU DAMNED BASTARD.
If you ever met my brother irl, he's going to act all quiet and innocent bc i have friends over. what a fake.
also a man-whore.
