So.... About today....
I mowed the lawn for this old lady who had a bunch of friends over. They were all old, too. They saw what a wonderful job I did, and so now... I have a job mowing lawns. I was like, "DO YOU KNOW WHAT A LAWNMOWER HAD DONE TO MY FOOT?!?!? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW AWKWARD IT IS TO WEAR SANDALS OR FLIP-FLOPS NOW????!?!?!?!" Obviously they don't... But at least old people pay generously... Mostly. Just to clarify that, I do respect the elderly.... I just.... Yeah... But sometimes I freak on my grandma when she can't even use Microsoft Word...
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Today I was a tribute. Me and 23 other people (My friends, my brother's friends, etc.) all went up the mountain a little ways, and found a good spot to do a Hunger Games.... With Nerf weapons. It lasted maybe 3 hours. We also had the "dead" tributes be the judges. We had to eat to stay alive, and I lived off of this weird plant I don't know what it's called. I just know it's ediable... Or at least I hope it is... lol. I also found some water running down a rock wall with moss on it, so I'm assuming it's purified.... Hopefully.... Meh, I've eaten worse. So... When the games started, I pulled a Katniss. I needed some sort of weapon, so I just grabbed a gun (remember, this is all Nerf), and ran for my life. My figurative live. I had this kind of shelter a ways away, and I got passed by three different people, two of which I "killed" right on the spot, and the third one (my best friend Melissa) saw me and put up a good fight. I avoided the alliance of about 6 people that had formed. Someone else killed them off. Then finally, there were only 3 people left: My brother, his friend, and me. I killed off my brother, and then his friend and I "shot" each other in the head... At the same time, so we called it a draw. It was actually kinda fun :3 I think I'll do that more often.
Yeah, the whole Hunger Games deal was fun. You should try it sometime (: Right now, Im sitting in the corner of my living room, ignoring the party going on around me. I've already got a request to do a Leo/Reyena/Frazel/Lazel rant, err sorry, "controlled debate" (Thanks Lauren). I will take requests for anything and everything.
So yeah... Awkward away! *gets dragged away by the party* SAVE ME!!!
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Behind The Sanity
Short StoryThe most legit place ever. I'll write my secrets in here. Also, rants, poems, special news on my updates, etc. WARNING!!!! YOU MAY COME OUT OF THIS BOOK SCARRED FOR LIFE. BECAUSE I HONESTLY HAVE TO CLUE WHAT GOES ON IN MY BRAIN MYSELF. I advise not...
