1. Tell him he should see a therapist about his split personality disorder
2. Ask how he gets his shirt on over the flytrap on his head
3. Buy him plant food
4. When he asks what the hell that’s for, tell him he can’t get vitamins from eating people
5. Accuse him of stealing some of the bodies Sasori wanted to make into puppets
6. Show him ZetsuTobi
7. Ask if watching cross pollination is like porn to him
8. Put ZetsuKisa posters up around the lair
9. Tell everyone it was his idea
10. Ask if he can talk to plants
11. Call him a flower child
12. Set fire to his plants
13. Blame it on Hidan
14. Ask if he’s a clown
15. Hire him to entertain at birthday parties (warning: this will NOT go well)
16. Tell him he’s like Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde
17. Convince Kakuzu it’d be cheaper to use him as a Christmas tree
18. Threaten him with gardening tools
19. Spray him with Weed Killer
20. Ask what species his parents were
21. Set him up on a blind date
22. With a tree
23. Ask if you can make a porn video with him and Deidara
24. Ask if he’s really a cannibal, since he’s only half human
25. Paint pink flowers on him when he’s asleep
26. Ask if he pollinates
27. Ask to see his “stamen”
28. Tell him he’s fat and should lay off the heavy people
29. Ask why his ring is the pig
30. Buy a really girly diary
31. Write stuff in it like “OMG, Deidara is sooooo hot!” and “Kakuzu makes me horny.”
32. Claim that it’s his
33. Whenever he walks into a room, play “Maneater”
34. Ask if he can fertilize himself
35. Stop to smell him in the hallway
36. Poke him constantly
37. Tell him he can’t have dessert until he finishes his veggies
38. Tell him to stop talking to himself
39. Even when he’s talking to you
40. Ask if he’s partnerless because they’re worried he’ll eat somebody
41. Offer him flies as a present
42. Ask if he likes his arms “rare” or “well done”
43. Show him all the fanfics about him and OCs
44. Chase him around with shears
45. Tell him that he’s wearing the worst Halloween costume ever
46. Ask if his green hair is actually a fungus
47. Tell him he uses way too much make up
48. Bring him to a meeting of the National Society of Vegetarians
49. Ask where he got the gold contacts
50. Ask what the hell the flytrap on his head DOES anyway
VOUS LISEZ
Ways to Annoy Naruto characters~
HumorThis was originally "How to annoy team 7" but I thought it needed to be edited and more parts included.
