Thomas: Hey everyone!
Newt: Hey there.
Minho: Hey shanks!
Brenda: Hi!
Frypan: What's up?!
Thomas: The sky.
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Thomas: Oh come on, that was a good one.
Frypan: No, man. Just no.
Minho: Stop trying to be funny shuckface. You have to take lessons from this guyyy. *smirks and points to himself*
Brenda: *rolls eyes*
Newt: Shoot me now.
Thomas: Newt. Don't say that. I'm getting a bad vibe when I hear you say that so DON'T SAY IT. Please.
Newt: Okay, Tommy. If it'll help you sleep at night.
Frypan: First question is from @newtcutie, and she asks everyone: How good is Frypan's (my) food on a scale from 1-10?
Thomas: Well it's actually pretty good. When he uses common sense. I say an 8.
Frypan: What?! I use common sense!
Newt: When someone asks for their soup to be heated up, they don't mean for you to leave it in the bloody sun.
Minho: They mean to heat it up OVER A FIRE.
Frypan: Well... it works either way. But how about we focus on when the food is cooked the right way! Then how is it you shanks?
Minho: So-so. I give it a 6.
Newt: I'm not picky like Minho. You do good, Fry. I say 9.
Frypan: Thanks Newt. That's why everyone likes you more than Minho.
Minho: Hey!
Brenda: I've never had your food Frypan, so...
Thomas: Overall, the food is good.
Frypan: Thanks guys.
Minho: Next question is from @hadler_kitten_mitten, and she asks: Do you guys like kittens? And Newt, how does that much amazingness fit into one person?
Newt: You guys are too sweet. And yes, kittens are cute little balls of fluff.
Thomas: Yeah, kittens are cute. From what I can remember anyway.
Minho: I'm allergic to cats..
Brenda: Haha. I used to have a cat in the Scorch. But then it died.
Frypan: Umm...
Thomas: Sorry?
Brenda: Yeah. It had the Flare, and it wasn't really mine. Oh well.
Newt: Okay. Frypan, what do you think of kittens?
Frypan: They're cute. I love their little noses and whiskers that tickle you every time you try to snuggle them...
*Silence*
Minho: Well. I'm scarred for life.
Thomas: Apparently Frypan has a soft side.
Newt: A kitten lover, huh Frypan?
Frypan: Yep. From what I remember.
Minho: Imagine Frypan snuggling with a bunch of freaking kittens in his old life. Bwahaha.
Brenda: I can imagine it and I don't even know the guy that well hahaha.
Thomas: OKAY. Before this escalates any further, we'd better log off.
Newt: Good idea. Thanks for your questions, and we apologize for this being such a short chat.
Minho: See ya shanks!
Brenda: Bye!
Frypan: See ya later! And GO KITTENS!
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