26- Shaken up!

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Thomas: Hey everyone!

Newt: Hello.

Minho: Hey shanks!

Brenda: Whaddup.

Frypan: Hey ya'll!

Minho: Your favorite characters are here, readers!!

Newt: Oh, Minho...

Minho: What? Just saying the shucking truth.

Brenda: What kind of chat would it be if Minho wasn't self absorbed in it?

Thomas: One that's out of this world.

Minho: Hey! At least I said characters, i.e. MORE THAN ONE. Take THAT for self absorbed, Brenda.

Frypan: She does have a point though.

Minho: Whatever. Brenda, please tell me you aren't going to be the new Teresa of the chat.

Brenda: Well since you said it nice, I won't. You're welcome, hair gel.

Minho: Thank God. One was bad enough.

Newt: Bloody hell, can we stop bashing on Teresa and just answer some questions?

Thomas: First question is from @newtcutie, and she asks: Who do you miss the most?

Frypan: Man, that's a hard one. I guess Winston. He was the bomb.

Newt: Alby.

Brenda: My brother, George.

Thomas: Chuck, definitely.

Minho: Chuck. I miss that kid sometimes.

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Frypan: *sniffs* Well, now I'm getting emotional. NEXT QUESTION!!

Brenda: Next question is from @redsnowstorm, and she asks: What do you guys think of Newt's accent?

Minho: Magical.

Thomas: It makes him sound ten times more smarter.

Newt: ?

Brenda: Honestly, I think it's pretty hot.

Thomas: BRENDA!!

Frypan: Every night I stay up and try to perfect my British accent. But it just isn't as beautiful as Newt's.

Minho: Well... you learn something new every day...

Newt: Ditto. I never realized how much my accent affected people.

Minho: Yeah, well you were wrong buddy. So wrong.

Thomas: Brenda just hasn't looked at me the same ever since she met you!

Frypan: I CRY EVERY TIME.

Minho: JUST GIVE ME YOUR ACCENT, NEWT!

Newt: What?! What's going on?!

Thomas: GIVE IT TO ME!!

Brenda: COME ON! YOUR ACCENT!!

Frypan: PURE PERFECTION.

Minho: I JUST WANT TO SOUND AND LOOK BEAUTIFUL!!

Newt: What? Stop!

Everyone: ACCENT, ACCENT, ACCENT, ACCENT, ACCENT...

Newt: AHHHHHHHH!

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Newt: *gasps and opens eyes*

Thomas: Uh, Newt? You okay there? You kinda blacked out.

Minho: *shakes head* Weird shank.

Newt: Yeah. Um, what was the question again?

Brenda: The question was: What do you guys think of Newt's accent?

Newt: Oh.

Frypan: If he is done being weird, let's answer the question.

Minho: Well. I think it's okay.

Thomas: Yeah. I don't know what's so special about it.

Brenda: Hey, why does his accent get all the props? Sounds like every other British person to me.

Newt: Gee, thanks.

Frypan: It's true man.

Newt: You know what, I'm glad you all think it's just okay.

Minho: Really?

Newt: Yeah. I'm not Minho.

Thomas: Touché.

Brenda: Hey, you seem a bit shaken up Newt. What were you dreaming about earlier?

Newt: Nothing...

Thomas: Well, we're gonna wrap it up for today!

Frypan: Thanks for asking questions!

Minho: Yeah! See ya later!

Brenda: Bye!

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