The power to turn my smile into a frown within seconds.
Power possessed by one thing.
A bathroom scale.
And I'm really trying to lose weight, you know? I burned 857 calories in two hours today. I'm watching what I eat, and what I drink.
And I'm gaining weight again.
I was doing well.
Godammit, scale.
F u.
Go do something very unlikely with a cactus.
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The Book of Undying Random. (OC's, one shots, status, and more!)
RandomWelcome to Randomness and OC's part two! This is where I will post important information, status updates, and just plain fun! LETS GET CRACKIN!
