The Book of Undying Random. (OC's, one shots, status, and more!)

Camp Talk

-Jimmy the killer will get us in our sleep
-Frankie:?I'm gonna eat my mittens
-Frankie: Fondling your asshole.
-Frankie :We're open minded.
Hope: I hate the gays.
Frankie: WE ARENT THAT OPEN MINDED
-Hope: *is touching Frankie's jacket*
Frankie: STAHP. YOUR HANDS DONT BELONG THERE!
-Hope: SHE BIT ME!
Frankie: I only scraped my teeth on you.
Hope: THATS BITING.

-Me: WE MUST CUDDLE FOR WARMTH
Hope: *puts legs of Frankie's back*
Frankie: WTF
-Frankie: *does combination growl-scream*
-*leaf moves*
Me: WTF WAS THAT
Frankie: It's jimmy.
-Me: IM COLD
Frankie: *Puts ice blocks aka hands on my face*
Me: *Squirms to get away*
Frankie: YOU THINK YOUR COLD