Weirdo's [Aot ships]

Bruh

^I'm sorry, just Connie's "To lettuce or not to lettuce" is just😂 And wait, did they even use the lettuce in the end? Also I'm pretty sure they didn't use ALL of the meat from the giant boar thing. Tsk tsk such a waste >~< ^
Jesus Mary and Joseph (Yes I just read The Book Thief it was amazing and sad btw) the decisions in this chapter just... UGH *Exasperated sigh* I really didn't want to make it clique so don't get mad at my decisions ok? Annnnd either way it's gonna have to be clique one way or another (🎧One way, or another~) I really enjoyed writing in Connie's POV again❤️ Ummm... If you hate EreMika then too bad cause they're in this chappy✌️

Disclaimer: All characters owned by:Hajime Isayama

Connie's POV

One thing in my brain went 'click' and another thing went 'clack' and another thing went 'clickclackthunkwhooshboomdunbamwazzamsugoicreak' and OH MY GOD it was driving me insane.

But I though long and hard about something that was really annoying me and I just couldn't figure it out, so I closed my eyes and though deep and hard. I saw Armin do it once when he was deep in though and I'm pretty sure Marco did it at least 5000 times... I'm pretty sure... Wait how big was 5000 again?

'Creak' 'creak' 'creak'

Ok that's really annoying I wonder what it is? Oh wait. IT'S MY BRAIN TRYING TO FUNCTION.

Well anyways 'click' went 'clack' and so on so forth god I'm so annoying ahahahahahaha... And then it hit me.

Harder then Sasha when she... NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE UHUH NO MORE SHIT TONIGHT.

Okay, ahem lets start over.

Hi, I'm Connie Springer. I'm stupid or so they say and I am thinking about something. Surprisingly. And that something is...

"I GOT IT!"

Everyone stops what they're doing and give me that 'What is it Connie?' Look or the 'Thank god for your stupidity' look.

"What is it Connie?" Bertholt says attempting to form a smile from the terrified face he once wore.

"You" I point at Eren
"W.wwh-att is iii.t?"
"I got you"
"Huh?"
"I know what you did there"
"For fucks sake, what?"
"I see you tried to fool me."
"Oh my god Connie."
"You tricked everyone else but I survived"
"Not now, I've had enough shit for tonight"
"You thought you were smart, but NO!"
"That's it I'm done."
"Well so am I"
"Ok then anytime now..."

"YOU SAID THAT JARCO THING TO THROW US OFF SO WE WOULD GET OFF YOUR BACK!"
"WHAT?!"
"YEP, YOU WERE SO EMBARRASSED ABOUT THE SECRET THING YOU HAVE FOR MIKASA"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!"

"OH MY GOD THAT'S TRUE!" Everyone yells at once dumbfounded

"Why did we not realize this before?" Thomas says aloud
"Good job Connie my man!" Reiner yells from across the room
"Yep I'm pretty smart, you see it took a lot of thinking and uh..."

*Thinks about what he said about Sasha*

"Uhhhh..." I must have been blushing cause my face suddenly became pretty heated up, it really is uncomfortable. It's to hot in here with my face adding to the heat maybe I'll just take off my shirt and...

*Thinks about what he could do shirtless😉*

Nope nope nopppee.

"Mind sharing your thoughts with us Connie?" Eren smirks
"Sh.sh.shut-u.pp"
"Hahaha probably some perverted thought about you and Sa-"

"I find it cute."

"Huh?"
"I find it cute."
"What is it Hanna?" Eren asks confused
"I find it cute that your trying to lead the attention away from you again." She smiles

"N.NNO I'M NN-O.TT!!!"

"Sure sure Yaeger" Reiner laughs
"She has a point" Sasha nods finally out of a scary mode Armin quickly told me about.
"So lame-o has a crush huh." Ymir snorts, earning a gentle slap from Krista

"SHADUP" Eren manages to choke out

"Order: Negative" Armin grins
"Hey Mikasa how do you feel now that the boy of your dreams is in love with you?" I ask like a news reporter

All she did was bury her face in her scarf, which might I point out is from Eren.

"As we can now see, she is trying to inhale Eren's scent" I say again smirking
"SHAT UP CONNIE!"
"Mmmm she craves that Ereneral"
"CONNIE!" Eren yells blushing now

As Reiner laughs his ass off there's this awkward staring thing going on between Thomas and Mina to which Sasha replies "Get a room" which makes them more uncomfortable.

"To be honest I wouldn't mind a room with Mikasa..."

We all just stop and stare at Eren who realizes he said that out loud and now he has the

'At this moment he knew he fucked up' face.

Poor child I would probably pity him if I didn't find it so funny.

"AHAHAHAHAHA!!!! EREN'S A THIRSTY BITCH" Reiner laughs
"Ahahaha Reiner don't you think you're taking it to far?" Bertholt smiles as he slaps him, making Reiner wince from the pain.

"Rrr-einer are you ok?" Krista asks timidly

"Ya-a. I'm ffin.e" he replies embarrassed, scratching the back of his head.

Anywho Ymir really doesn't look happy as she pulls Krista back towards her as she glares at Riener who glares back.

I turn to my left to see Sasha laughing, with a face so adorable that it melted my heart. God that's so cheesy.

Fine.

Blew it up.

Marco's POV

I freeze. Unable to comprehend what's happening in front of me.

I knew it was going to be bad, I thought I had prepared myself but I wasn't ready for this. No one would be.
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MUHAHAHA I COULDN'T FIGURE OUT MY JARCO PLAN 100% YET SO CLIFF HANGER FOR YOU... SECOND IN A ROW INFACT. Sorry about that though, I just feel like everything I'm writing is clique. Bye!