I HAVE A GIANT PHOBIA OF KETCHUP, THIS ISN'T EVEN A JOKE I ACTUALLY HAVE A PHOBIA OF KETCHUP, I THINK ITS BECAUSE OF THE SMELL AND CONSISTENCY BUT IF THAT SHIT TOUCHES ME , PLAN MY FUNERAL (funeral plans: get iggy azalea to preform as my naked lifeless body arrives on a skateboard)(I also want roses)
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