IM SORRY BUT IF SOMEONE POURS HOT COFFEE ONTO ME IM NOT GONNA FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU THE ONLY THING THATS GONNA BE FALLING IS UR FACE WHEN I START SCREAMING
. ITS NOT LIKE IM GONNA BE LIKE "YOU MAY HAVE BURNT My SKIN BUT yOU LOOKED ME IN THE EyES SO IMMA MARRY YOU."
"IMMA LET YOU PROPOSE IN STARBUCKS JUST FOR THE ROMANTIC SETTING ."
"IMMA RECORD THIS FOR THE RETWEETS."
NO
"IMMA FILM THIS SO I CAN GET My COMPENSATION."
IRL I'll probably just apologies for getting in the way of their coffee and then buy them a new one.
BUT SERIOUSLY STOP OVERUSING THIS STORYLINE GETTING BURNT IS NOT ROMANTIC yOU JUST LIKE TO ROMANTIZE EVERYTHING.
YOU ARE READING
RANTS
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