Transformers Prime: Spoofs and Bloopers

Hannibal Lector

If you have not seen Silence of the Lambs, some of this may be confusing. If you want to see it after this chapter, warning, IT IS A SCARY AND DEMENTED MOVIE! If you have a light stomach, aren't in your teen years, and are scared easily, DO NOT WATCH IT!

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* Bots finish watching Silence of the Lambs *

Optimus: *is hiding behind Ratchet* That was a really scary movie.

Bulkhead: I'm gonna have nightmares...

Ratchet: *shiver* Oh gosh...

Arcee: Because we were all stupid enough to watch it late at night, we should all probably go to bed.

*everyone goes to their rooms*

In Optimus's Room:

Optimus: *is huddling under the blanket* Hannibal Lector please don't eat me...

*wood creaks*

Optimus: JFJWHRJW PLEASE DON'T EAT ME I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST CANNIBALS I'M NOT EVEN HUMAAAANNN PLEASE DON'T EAT ME!

*silence*

Optimus: *looks at closet*

*wood creaks from inside dark scary closet*

Optimus: O_o

In Ratchet's Room:

Ratchet: *is peacefully reading a datapad*

Optimus: *crawls up next to him on the bed* Ratchet?

Ratchet: -.- What the frag are you doing in here?

Optimus: Hannibal Lector is in my closet. Can I sleep with you?

Ratchet: ... No.

Optimus: But he'll get me! Please let me stay with you!!!

Ratchet: Grrr... *gets up and lays a couple blankets and pillows on the ground* There.

Optimus: *gets in* Yey :)

Ratchet: *turns off the light*

Optimus: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! *earsplitting screech*

Somewhere in Japan:

Random guy: Nani ma shita sore? (What was that?)

Another guy: No knowa gatte dareka Hannibal Lector. (Somebody scared of Hannibal Lector.)

I used Google Translate for that :)