Ratch: Miko, we need to talk about how your movies have been influencing Optimus for the worst.
Miko: Aw, I've been holding back on the scary ones! Two weeks ago we binged all the Rugrats movies! I've been following your rules for what I'm allowed to show him. Last week we watched Inspector Gadget!
Ratch: inspector gadget... that's the problem...
Miko: What do you mean? Inspector Gadget is like, for five year olds, how did it influence him?
Ratch: ....
- Two Days Before -
*BB and OP are at the top of Mt. Everest*
BB: -I'm picking up an energon signal... But I...-
BB: -Optimus?-
OP: *is standing at the edge, looking down at the drop*
BB: -Optimus, I think you should move away from the edge.-
OP: *looks over, offended* Bumblebee, I have seen BOTH Inspector Gadget movies, I think I know what I'm doing.
BB: ....
OP: Ahem...
OP: GO GO GRADGET, SKIS!
OP: *jumps off edge*
BB: *panics so much voice comes back* OPTIMUS OMG WTF
OP: *is falling*
OP: FOR SOME REASON, THE INSPECTOR GADGET TRICK DIDN'T WORK
BB: OMG OMG OMG WHAT DO I DO, SHOULD I CATCH HIM? NONONO HE'LL SQUISH ME, HOW WILL I EVEN GET DOWN THERE, OH GOD WHAT AM I GOING TO TELL RATCHET
OP: disney you have failed me
*CRASH*
BB: Optimus? Are you dead?
OP: *buried in snow*
OP: *muffled humming of the Inspector Gadget themesong*
BB: oh thank god
- Flashback Ends -
Miko: He seriously jumped off of a mountain?
Ratch: He would have jumped off of the Nemesis if he had a chance.
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Transformers Prime: Spoofs and Bloopers
FanfictionTransformers Prime spoofs and bloopers! Need a laugh? Leave it to Team Prime! There are references to other TV shows and movies all over this book. I like to see how many of ya'll notice. It's pretty fun to leave them around and see who recognizes t...
