*4:00 in the morning, Autobot base*
*Ratchet's com rings*
Miko: Heyyyy
Ratch: Miko what do you want
Miko: Yeah so I really hate to be that guy, but I glued myself to the ceiling again
Ratch: That's- what- AGAIN?
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Megs: All of you are like lost puppies! You do whatever Optimus tells you and do whatever he does- if he jumped off of a cliff, would you?
Arcee: If Optimus were to jump off of a cliff, he would have done so responsibly, he would have taken the height of the jump, the depth of the water, and the angle of execution into consideration, so yes, if you see Optimus jumping off of a cliff, jump off a cliff
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Bulk: Did you know that one in four people are gay
Arcee and Bee: . . .
Bulk: That means one of us is gay
Bulk: I hope it's Wheeljack
Bulk: Wheeljack is cute
Ratch: *chokes on drink*
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KO: *banging on door*
KO: You've been in the bathroom for over an hour! Some of us have delicate detail to cover! Hurry it up, Princess!
SS: *opens door*
SS: *has a face mask and a towel wrapped around his head*
SS: That's commander princess to you
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Ratch: Wheeljack, go with Ultra Magnus, make sure he doesn't say the wrong thing to the wrong Decepticon and get stabbed, he's still not ready for combat
WJ: Yes! I'd love to watch Magnus get stabbed!
*Family Feud strike sound*
Ratch: try again.
WJ: . . . I will. . . Watch to make sure he doesn't get stabbed?
Ratch: And, we have a winner
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Bee: *loses voice*
Bee: *gets eaten by scraplets*
Bee: *loses T-Cog*
Bee: *jumps off bridge*
Bee: *gets shot*
Bee: *literally dies*
Ratch: I can't help but feel the writers hate you
Bee: The thing is I'm too cute for 90% of the scrap that happens to me
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BD: *opens door* After you
KO: No, after you
BD: NonononoNO, after YOU
KO: I insist, after you
Megs: *shoves them both aside*
Megs: After ME
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Ratch: *digging through drawers*
Ratch: where is my FRAGGING DATAPAD
OP: Old Friend, the children are here, please say it nicer
Ratch: *turns around to look at him slowly*
Ratch: May I ascertain the whereabouts of my FRAGGING DATAPAD
OP: oh
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*Miko runs by*
Bulk: Miko let me see what you have
Miko: A KNIFE
BULK: N O
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Ratch: *knocking on bedroom door* Optimus, we have to go, hurry up! Come out!
OP: I'M GAY
Ratch: That's not what I meant but I support you HURRY UP
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Miko: I'm too hot!
Jack: Maybe you shouldn't be wearing all the layers during the summer.
Miko:
Miko: You're useless
Bulk, from the next room: HOT DAMN
Miko: Thank you, Bulkhead
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Well that concludes it
crazed laughter in the distance
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