100th Chapter Special: The Bots Go Swimming

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Rao: Guys! Guess what!

Ratch: You finally took down your fanart?

Rao: As a matter of fact I drew more.

Ratch: Figures.

Rao: ANYWAY! It's the 100th Chapter!

Ratch: Chapter of what?

Rao: that's not important.

Ratch: ......

Rao: Sooo, I thought we'd take a trip to the pool!

Ratch: that's a bad idea

OP: that's a great idea

Ratch: stop

Rao: Well, we're going, so pack your scrap let's go

Ratch: noooooooo....

OP: YAY! *runs to the door*

~ After somehow dragging everybot to the pool ~

Ratch: I'd like to leave.

Bulk: We just got here.

Ratch: And what an adventure it was.

Miko: FRIGGIN POOL PARTY!

Miko: *takes a running jump into pool*

Ratch: Miko no, we're leaving. *walks over to the edge* Get out of there.

OP: *pushes him in*

OP:

OP:

OP: I'm gonna die.

Ratch: *is soaking wet*

Ratch: this is where my life has gone. this is where my hard work has brought me.

Ratch: I'm going to burn you alive, Optimus.

OP: Good thing we're at a pool.

Megs: get out of my pool.

OP: wh....

Ratch: Why are you here?

Megs: Why are you?

Ratch: Fair enough.

SS: *is struggling in the deep end*

SS: LIFE GUARD HALP

Author: *sitting in life guard chair*

Author: *looks up from book*

Author: Can I help you?

SS: HELP ME I'M SINKING

Author: Your point?

SS: I'M DROWNING

Author: And I'm reading. *looks back at book*

SS: WTF

Megs: Heh... I like it here.

OP: well get out we're here now

Megs: No. My pool.

OP: nnNOOooo, OUR pool.

Ratch: oh no.

OP: I'll fight you for it.

Megs: *picks up a pool noodle* Come at me bro

Arcee: Uh lifeguard, there's a war starting

Author: I'm sorry have you brought me food?

Arcee: ...no...

Author: Then why are you talking to me?

Arcee: okay you know what

*OP and Megs are fighting with pool noodles*

Ratch: Stop you're getting water everywhere

Miko: Yo, I'm in here too you're gonna squish me

KO: Are we really doing this

Bulk: Guess so.

KO: Mmkay.

KO:

KO: *dives in after Ratchet*

Ratch: nnnNNNOPE! *swims away*

SW: *is peacefully floating on other side of the pool on a unicorn floatie*

Megs: SOUNDWAVE GET OVER HERE WE ARE FIGHTING A WAR

SW: *sigh*

SW: *gets off floatie*

SW: *wades over*

SW: *starts hitting OP with floatie*

OP: HOW DARE YOU HIT ME WITH A UNICORN

Ratch: *is beating KO with a lawn chair*

Bulk: *is throwing beach balls at BD*

BB: *is hiding in the snack shed*

Author: I feel like I should be doing something....

Author: But I'm not going to do anything about it.

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