Failed Vow of Silence

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Megs: Optimus, why aren't you talking?

OP: .-.

Ratch: He's taken a vow of silence.

Arcee: Really?

Bulk: I bet we can get him to break it real quick

Megs: Yeah, it can't be that hard.

OP: -_-

Arcee: Well, how are we going to do that?

Megs: Easy, just start singing the songs he likes. He's bound to snap and start singing along, it's an urge nobody can resist.

OP: *silent sigh*

Bulk: Hurm.... OH I know!

Bulk: *clears throat*

Bulk: *sings* We're going on a trip, in our favorite rocket ship!

OP: *tenses*

Bulk: Zooming through, the sky! Little Einstens!

OP: *angry look*

Bulk: Well that one didn't work. . . He tensed up though. We gotta be close.

Arcee: Here, I got this.

OP: *looks at her*

Arcee: *sings* It's fun to stay at the. . .

OP: *panics*

Arcee: Y. . .

Arcee: M. . .

OP: *covers ears*

Arcee: C. . .

Arcee: A!

OP: *shakes helm viciously*

Bulk: We're getting close. . . We gotta push him over the top though.

KO: Here, let me try. AHEEemm. . . *out of tune singing* Bill Nye, the science guy!

OP: *dramatic hyperventilating*

Ratch: You've almost got him. . .

Megs: Here, let me show ya'll how it's done. . .

OP: *stares worriedly*

Ratch: You don't mean. . .

Megs: Oh yes, it's go time.

Megs: *dramatic throat clearing*

Megs: *sings loudly* There's something strange, in your neighborhood!

OP: *gasp*

Megs: Who ya gonna call!?

OP: GhoSTBUSTERS!

Megs: *victorious look*

OP: IF THERE'S SOMETHING WEIRD, AND IT DON'T LOOK GOOD!

OP: WHO YA GONNA CALL?!

OP: GHOSTBUSTERS!!!

Everyone: •_•

OP: I AIN'T AFRAID OF NO GHOST!WHO YA GONNA CALL!?

OP: . . .

OP: GHOSTBUSTERS!

Ratch: Great, now he's never gonna shut up again.

Megs: I'm glad I don't live with him. Seeya later, suckers. *walks away*

OP: IF YOU'RE SEEING THINGS, RUNNING THROUGH YOUR HEAD

OP: WHO CAN YOU CALL

Ratch: *sigh* Ghostbusters.

OP: I AIN'T AFRAID A NO GHOSTS!

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