"C'mon Anti wake up!" I whispered
"Huh? Oh hey sweetheart..." Anti mumbled
"It's time for me to go to school" I smiled
"zzz...Wha? Um...I'm awake I promise" Anti said
I ruffled his hair and got up. I was met with Glitch in the hallway who smiled at me and let his shoulder brush mine. I ignored him. My God that guy needed to learn to fuck off. I felt hands on my waist
"Shh...Don't scream for A-" Glitch was behind be but was cut off by someone. Dark had gotten up and held his brother in the air by his throat
"Did you learn nothing from last night?" Dark growled in a deep early morning voice. He dropped Glitch and looked at me "Consider this an apology from before"
I gave him a smile "I owe you one"
He smirked before going back in my room and yelling to Anti "ANTI WAKE THE FUCK UP YOU'RE GIRLFRIEND WAS GETTING CREEPED OUT BY MY LITTLE BROTHER!"
Anti came sprinting out of my room with Dark behind him
"Y/N Are you alright? Did he hurt you? Did he kiss you? I'm so sorry I'm a terrible protector! I'm sorry please forgive me!" he sobbed into my shoulder
"Um, there, there" I patted his shoulder awkwardly "It's ok. Everyone has to sleep at some point. Now hurry up I don't want to miss the bus"
"Bus? Where are we going?" Glitch asked managing to get up before Anti tackled him down
"YOU'RE GOING DOWN BITCH!" Anti dived ontop of him
"Glitch Y/N here goes to school and Anti and I tag along. Unfortunately, nobody can see us except Y/N so she acts as a translator for us" Dark explained
"Don't forget Angelina~" Anti teased Dark
Dark went bright red "Shut up you idiot"
"Ooh~ Does my brother have a crush~?" Glitch asked getting up
"Ooh...Glitch that doesn't look good" I said seeing his black eye
"Ah, it's nothing" he laughed. I grabbed his hand and dragged him in the bathroom to hopefully help bring down the swelling
"Sit on the counter and if you try anything I'll kick you in the balls" I growled getting out the first aid kit
*Later*
"Math is a fucking DRAG!" Anti groaned as we walked to Gym
"Well that's quite unfortunate for you. Mark is an engineer so naturally I'm good at Math" Dark said in a formal voice
"Bullshit Dark. You didn't know your x values from the y values" Glitch laughed before imitating Dark "WHY ARE THERE SO MANY LETTERS IN MATH!? IT'S NOT FUCKING SPELLING!"
Dark growled at Glitch. I was extremely quiet because I realized what today was
"Yo Y/N? Earth to Y/N! You alright?" Anti asked
"Huh? Yeah fine, fine. Um...you guys need to stay out here right now while I change" I said
"Why? What's up?" Anti asked
"Well...It's the swim unit" I said in a hushed voice
"Yeah? So?" Anti asked me in a quiet voice. I looked at Glitch and then raised an eyebrow to Anti
"Ohh...I'll talk to him" Anti told me
*Later during swimming*
"Nope! No stop! You will be sorry for this!" Dark was yelling as Glitch and Anti were pushing him over to the side of the pool
"C'mon Dark! It's just water!" Anti teased him
"Boys boys stop" I caught Dark before he fell in the pool "We settled Dark?"
Dark smiled "All is forgiven"
"Hey Y/N!" Angelina came out of the locker rooms with our friend Hannah right behind
"Whoa who's that?" Anti asked
"Oh that's Hannah. She doesn't think I'm crazy...but she doesn't know about you guys" I explained
*Later*
"So...Glitch is a perv?" Angelina asked
"Well that's rude" Glitch grumbled
"Dude You're trying to hit on my girlfriend who clearly said she was not interested!" Anti said
"You're lucky you can see them" Angelina told me
"Well...sometimes it's a burden...you're thinking about Dark aren't you" I said figuring it out
"Well and the others too! I'd love to be able to meet all of them" she said sadly
"Tell her we're ok" Dark said "And tell her that I wish that she could see us too, but we watch over you guys either way"
"Dark says that they're all ok with the situation, and that he especially would protect you either way" I said
"Aww...thanks Dark" she blushed
"Dark and Angelina sittin' in a tree~ K-I-S-S-I-N-G!~" Anti and Glitch sang and teased Dark
"Pfft!" I laughed and got a mouthful of water in the process
"What what's so funny?" Angelina asked
"They were just teasing Dark about you and did the whole 'K-I-S-S-I-N-G' song thing" I told her laughing
"Guys!" Angelina said annoyed
"What about Hannah, are you gonna tell her? I wanna be her protector!" Glitch said
"Glitch you're really pushing my nerves today. Calm down" Anti growled
I sighed "What am I gonna do with all of you guys?"
"Sounds like you've got your hands full" Angelina said laughing
"No kidding. Glitch sleeps at the end of my bed, Dark sleeps in the closet, and Anti sleeps next to me" I said "My room is packed"
"Whoa...you're sharing a bed with Anti~?" Angelina teased
"Not like that! We just share a blanket and watch Netflix together!" I said before realizing what I said
"Y/N...what do you do with Anti~?" she laughed
"I don't do anything with him! Just...*sigh* ...fuck you" I said defeated
"Wait...Netflix...?" Anti said confused
Dark whispered something to him
"OH HELL NO WE ARE NOT DOING THAT!" Anti said shocked
I smiled at him "Thanks sweetheart"
"Aww! You guys are so cute together! I ship it!" Angelina said
I face-palmed and sighed "Real big help you are"
(A/N: FLUFF FOR DAYS!!!! Also I'm thinking of pre-ordering a septiceyesam plushie for me for christmas! I'm happy!)
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My friends are demons (Ipliers and AntiSepticEye x Reader) *Done* (#Wattys2016)
FanfictionYou're a typical nobody at your high school until one day a guy stops by- well more like appears in your room- and his name is AntiSepticEye. After calming down about being suddenly roommates with him, he tells you the catch: only you can see and he...
