How To Annoy Twihards & the Twilight Characters

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1:Gift them a bookset of Harry Potter books for Christmas

2: Ask them about their Twilight merchandise and when thsy ask "Why" , tell them that you are looking for some stuff to burn

3:Write:The book is a property of Half-blood prince, in side their copy of Twilight

4: Edward is a glittering fairy princess

5:For some reason, probably because they're in love with him, Twilight fans seem to get offended when you can't remember Edgar's name. So, to annoy them just keep getting Eric's name wrong. A typical conversation with a Twilight fan might go something like this:

Twilight Fan: Hey! Did you see Twilight?

You: (Yes or no depending on whether you saw it or not) I thought Edmund was pretty sucky, so (you either thought the movie was terrible or he's the reason why you didn't see it. And yes, you did throw in a vampire pun).

Twilight Fan: It's Edward. But hey, why didn't you like him? I think he's like the most awesomely perfect guy ever.

You: (Sounding very uninterested) Yeah, well I just thought Earnest looked/was kinda girly...

Twilight Fan: I thought Edward was great. He's so complex.

You: Whatever, Elmer just sucked. End of story.

Then walk away because no normal person can talk to a Twilight fan for that long without throwing up a little in their mouths.

5: Ask that" is Jacob registerd as an animagi by Ministry of Magic "

6: insist that Edward has to be a woman. He is way to in touch with his feminine side.. Plus, he has got to be wearing lipstick..

7: GO to every twilight event dressed as a Harry Potter Character.

8: Earnest is dumb, and Beth talks like she's talking to a wall. John is kind of cute. Maybe he is a pedophile? And Rosamund is weird

9: Go the thw movies to see twilight and when you see edwarHer ad yell "OH MY GOD ITS CEDRIC DIGGORY BACK FROM THE DEAD!!!"

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1 MORE I find this is epic (Entire credits to SCREEN JUNKIES AKA HONEST TRAILERS YOUTUBE) : Based on the terrible books , from one of the shittiest author s of all time (Me: wait until you meet E.L James in 50 Shades) , comes the movie adaptation for teenage girls who are just not smart enough for The Hunger Games. You will be on the edge of your seat as voice over describes  everything just like a BOOK ...This teenager will fall for the world's gayest vampire (I lost it there X'D).A film that teaches young girls that the only thing that matters is finding a man..... a 100 year old man  But donT worry its not pedophilia becuz he looks 17 ....... together they will have a romance of a life time expressed entirely in STARES.........Even more STARES. A love challenge that he might actually end up f wording her to death . 

Starring

Vanilla (Bella / Kristen Stewart)

Shovel Face (Edward l Robert Pattinson)

Troy Palolaeu (Jacob / Taylor Swif- ops- Lautner)

TWILIGHT aka get ready for an eternity of STARES

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