1. Pronounce his name 'Carl - is - al'
2. Call him a peodophile.
3. When he says he's not remind him that 3 of his children (Edward, Jasper and Alice) are all older then Esme.
4. Ask him what he really gets up to on his night shifts.
5. Ask Carlisle if he has a T.A.R.D.I.S
6. If he asks you what you mean state that he's a doctor who never ages, and isnt human, just like Doctor who.
7.Call him 'gramps' everytime he walks past
8. Point and laugh at him when he says he has a chance at heaven.
9. Ask him what he brought with him from his human life.
10. When he says compassion roll your eyes and say sarcastcly 'Oh yeah you could love your enemies to death.'
11. Scratch his Mercedes then blame it on Esme.
12. Ask him if he and Esme play doctors and nurses.
13. State that he's not a very good doctor
14. Tell Esme that Carlisle wants her and that he's in his office. Tape her reaction when she seens him next :P
15. Sing 'Doctor, doctor' to him.
16. When he tells you blood doesnt effect him anymore wave a bloody finger under his nose and keep repeating 'Does it affect you now?
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