How To Annoy Twihards & the Twilight Characters

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91. Use black and green markers to draw the Dark Mark on your left forearm. 

92. Insist that they subscribe for your new Harry Potter newsletter and when they say no, act like you've been seriously offended. 

93. Potter Puppet Pals, anyone? 

94. Knit them a maroon jumper every year—especially if maroon isn't their color. 

95. When taking the stairs with them, stop and insist that you have to wait because the staircases are moving. 

96. If someone turns off the lights, make a loud cracking noise and pretend to Apparate to the other side of the room. 

97. Carry around a hip flask and refuse to drink anything anyone offers you. 

98. Toss a small handful of fire and yell out, "Diagon Alley!" 

99. If you go to a train station with them, loudly ask random people if they know where you can find Platform 9 ¾. Do this in an extremely fake British accent. 

100. When your friend is checking sports scores, ask if they can find out the score of the latest Quidditch match. 

101. If they refuse, complain (loudly) that you missed the semi-final match between the Chudley Cannons and the Wimbourne Wasps and you need to know who will be advancing to the finals against the Tutshill Tornadoes. 

102. At your next sleepover, draw a lightning-bolt scar on your forehead, and just as our friend is drifting off to sleep, grab your forehead and scream that you dreamed Voldemort killed your parents. 

103. Fill a bowl with water and tie some tinsel to the end of your wand. Move the wand-tip from your temple to the bowl and pretend you're transferring your thoughts to a Pensieve, and ask not to be disturbed. 

104. Hang them upside down by their ankle with rope when you yell "Levicopus!" in their room. 

105. Throw things in the air and say that you've mastered Wingardium Leviosa. 

106. Don't tell them what it means. 

107. Make copies of this and give it to them… 

108. Lots of copies… 

109. Get sticks and claim them as wands. 

110. Use them to poke your friends and say incantations while doing so. 

111. Make them wish you NEVER heard of Harry Potter. 

112. Claim all your friends stuff as your Horcruxes and yell at them when they touch whatever it is. 

113. Don't tell them what a Horcrux is. 

114. Force them to mourn for Dumbledore's death. 

115. Post posters randomly with pictures of the Death Eaters and label them as WANTED. 

116. Tell them you're a wizard/witch very, very often. 

117. Remark on how strangely Muggles dress. 

118. Don't tell them what "muggle" means. 

119. Keep telling them to read Harry Potter books over and over again. 

120. If they refuse, read it to them in a very loud voice, and use a fake accent according to each of the characters, and change your voice to the proper tone. 

121. Make sure it's a bad accent. 

122. Say you have no phone but you have an owl. 

123. Squirt them with water and say that you've mastered the Aguamenti Charm. 

124. Complain on why your dog doesn't have three heads. 

125. Attack them and claim to be under the influence of the Dark Lord.

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