Ways To Annoy Edward Cullen

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1:Kill Bella

2:Replace any of his blood stashes with pomagranate juice

3:Think dirty thoughts about him and Jacob and ask if he feels the same way too

4:Call him the Lion King

5:Call him Mufasa

6:Call him Simba

7:Make him watch Bambi over and over again

8:Ask how Irina is

9:Tell him that Bella considers him a drug and Jacob as fresh air and sunshine

10:Tell him that he is like Edward Sissorhands

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