SCREW BOYS. WHO THE DUCK NEEDS BOYS. AT LEAST REAL BOYS. IM THE DOCTOR I DONT NEED SHIT. IM AWSOME. YASSSSS.
Sing in Barney theme song
I HATE BOYS!
BOYS HATE ME!
SINGLE FOR ETERNITY!
No one loves me. I'm a potato. Oh well. I'll get a puppy or a kitty.
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Jack
Teen FictionOnce upon a time there was a girl named Alissa and she liked someone but she couldn't say his name so she called him Jack. Read to find out what happens to me and Jack. (Spoiler alert... Nothing)
