My Wife

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Ashton: *pulls me on stage*
Ashton: "What's your name?"
Me: "My Wife."
Ashton: "Everyone, I would like you to meet my wife!"
Me: ...
Ashton: ...
Audience:
His band members:
Cameraman:
Jesus:
Obama:
Morgan Freeman:
Will Smith:
Jackie Chan:
Sam and Dean:
Lucifer:
My parents: *facepalm*
My Best Friend: "I told her to do that!"

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