Why? Because I'm too lazy to make a whole zodiac book.
***Please don't yell at me, I just made these up so don't be surprised if they aren't accurate.
STUFF THE SIGNS WOULD SAY
Aries - "Watch as I majestically walk away from my responsibilities."
Taurus - "I wonder what this plant tastes like..."
Gemini - "Oh, sorry Paula Deen."
Cancer - "Is this dangerous? Because I'm going to assume this is dangerous."
Leo - Says nothing, instead sticks leg out on a nearby table with fierce determination.
Virgo - "Never fear, for I have my trusty wrench!"
Libra - "Please don't let your child bite me thank you."
Scorpio - "Okay but like, that cat looks really suspicious."
Sagittarius - "I'm on fire right now, but I guess that's okay."
Capricorn - "Do you think I could lick this without dying?"
Aquarius - "This is the dawning of the angel Aquarius!!"
Pisces - "Just heely away from your feelys"
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