Complaint #10

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When Eminem daughters automatically love the girl.

Okay this is some what unrealistic. This 7-eleven chick just came through the door and here they are like

Hailie: Oooh she's pretty marry her!

Alaina: Yeah I agree, go for it uncle Marshall.

Whitney: MARRYYYY HERRRRRRRR!!!

7- eleven girl: I-i just had to use the bathroom.. 

Yup this is what YOU  guys do, for the life of me I don't understand it. They could at least give it a week before they're ready to send them down the aisle.

Not only is it unrealistic but it also very unlikely. I imagine the first encounter to go a lil more like this..

Hailie: Uhh dad who is this?

Marshall: A friend, she's coming over for dinner.

Hailie: Okay..hang on a sec.

*Calls both her sisters down*

Hailie: Let the fun begin.. *Devious smirk*

7-eleven girl comes strolling through the door

Hailie: Hi nice to meet you, where are you from? How old are you? Do you have any kids? Do you have any siblings? Who's the last guy you dated? Are you in college?

Alaina: Are you broke? Are you a Goldigger? Does your parents work? 

Whitney: Are you even single?

7 eleven girl: I-i just wanted to eat dinner.. O_o

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


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