Complaint #103

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Hey guys!

So this complaint is about...

When Eminem turns into a straight up player.

Oh God..this is horrific.

Every once and a while you'll have stories where Eminem is a player and he uses these cheesy dumb pick up lines.

Like.

"Baby are you a traffic ticket? Cause you got fine written all over you."

Like what the heck was that?

And then there's

"If I had to rate you from 1 to 10 I would rate you a 9 cause i'm the only one your missing." 

God take me now..

"There isn't a word in the dictionary for how good you look."

Ok..that was alright.

But I can't picture Eminem as a player at all..the only thing I could see him saying is like.

"Hey baby, you wanna go to walmart and we can buy some red bull and we can go home and watch South Park?" 

LOL! Love u Em! <3

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So this is rant is kinda late but guys..it's been a interesting day today..So I had a some what first date with this guy..and like I was kinda nervous but it ended up being fun and I even got a kiss on the cheek. :O ^_^'' So this has been a very interesting day to say the least! Even though i'm still married to Eminem in my head so don't think that y'all can have him. >.>

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