12 Days of Creepymas! [Christmas 2015]

Day 05 [12.17.15]

On the fifth day of Creepymas, my true love gave to me...
Five dirtied hoodies, four sharp hatchets, three raw kidneys, two jars of blood, and a proxy symbol necklace!

"Wh- WHAT THE *bleep!*?!" Silent screamed.

Shadow cackled, "Surprise!"

Cherri narrowed her eyes, "What are you doing here?"

"Didn't anyone tell you? I'm working for Zalgo again!" Shadow smirked.

"I'm not going there again! I'm not risking syrupy hair!" Silent crossed her arms and turned up her head.

"You really think you have a choice?" Shadow sneered.

"Wait, wait, wait..." Phantom started.

"Let's talk this over a nice, refreshing glass of apple juice!"

Shadow rolled his eyes and that was the last thing everyone saw before passing out.

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Silent, Phantom, Darkness, and Cherri woke the next day to a Christmasy room. It had decorations and a tree and-

"Wait. That tree! We gotta steal it before we get out of here!" Silent noted out loud.

"Yeah! It's already decorated and everything! It saves our time!" Phantom said.

"I don't know if we should steal it-" Darkness started.

"Oh, shush. We've stolen a bunch of stuff before! It was for the good of the family!" Silent interrupted him, rolling her eyes.

"Well, yeah, but do we really-" Darkness began again.

"Yes, we do! Now hush and let us figure out a way outta here!" Phantom cut him off.

He glared at them and they glared back at him.

"Wait... are these cuffs made of candy cane?" Cherro broke the tension by exmaning the cuffs holding them down to the table by their legs.

"I doubt it. Last time we were in a crisis, Jeff tried biting through "liquorice chains" that weren't actually liquorice," Phantom said.

Silent nodded, "I was there! As comic relief! Wait... I think..."

"Darkness! Test these things out for us!" She said, changing her subject.

He rolled his eyes and bit into the cuffs at his legs with a great struggle.

"It actually tastes like candy cane!" Darkness said, mouth full of candy cane.

"Hmmm..." Phantom bit into it, but not as big as Darkness did.

"Oh, wow. It's true!" She said happily.

Silent took a moderately sized bite into it with ease.

"Delicious!" She exclaimed, grinning.

"I don't know..." Cherri said with uncertainty tinting her words.

"Come on! All of us agreed without hesitation! It's fine!" Silent smiled.

Cherri nervously bit into the candy cane designed cuff.

"This... why would they take the time to hold us down with candy cane flavored cuffs?"

No one had time to answer.

This is why:

"DUCK!" Someone said.

A duck was thrown at Cherri.

"DUCK!"

A duck was thrown at Darkness.

"DUCK!"

A duck was thrown at Phantom.

"GOOSE!" A goose was thrown at Silent.

She shrieked, "IT'S ON MY HEAD!"

"Worry not, mah bestie!" Phantom exclaimed.

She pointed a random sword at the goose on Silent's head and it hopped onto a blade, pecking it rapidly.

Phantom dropped the sword, jumping after it made a really loud sound.

Now there were three ducks and a goose running around the floor beneath them.

"Great. How are we gonna get out of here now?!" Darkness asked, sighing.

"That's easy. You won't~!"

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Hah!

Yas! XD

I haven't said a lot of clever stuff lately, and I'm tired again...

Uhh...

Ooh!

Prickly pickled peppers on a perfectly pointed pine tree on a perfectly perfect posh day.

Oh jeez... what da hell did I just say? XD

Anyways, Phantom belongs to mah fabulously evil fabulous twin, TheNightPhantom.

Cherri, Shadow, and Silent (meee) belong to meh!

Toodlesehhhh!

~Silent