On the eleventh day of Creepymas, my true love gave to me...
Eleven cups of apple juice, ten sacks of bricks, nine bags of candy, eight bars of chocolate, seven ruby apples, six pointed scalpels, five dirtied hoodies, four sharp hatchets, three raw kidneys, two jars of blood, and a proxy symbol necklace!"Go! Get a move on - they'll be here any minute!!!" Silent screamed, sweatdropping and facepalming.
Darkness walked in, looking much cleaner.
Oh, what's that mean? Well, remember the pie incident yesterday? The stuff really stuck! *cough*ohmyZalgothatsoundedsowrong*cough*
"I'm ready!"
Not so much.
You see, after that, Jeff and BEN darted by - yes, BEN actually ran - and pushed him over. Hard.
*cough*OMZalltheminnuendos*cough*
"Ow!" Darkness shouted.
He got back steady on his feet, rubbing his arm.
Silent tugged at her hair, groaning in frustration.
"Someone get that dirt off him!"
Phantom ran over and frantically rubbed the dirt on Darkness's arm off.
◇Le Silent-induced time skip◇
"IS EVERYONE READY?!" Silent screamed, breathing heavily.
"Ready!" Everyone responded.
She sat down, breathing in and out.
"Why... is it so hard... to get you... to look clean?!"
Phantom shrugged, "Beats me. I guess they're just being themselves."
Silent threw her head back and groaned. Again.
*cough*evenimgettinginnuendosintheredamn*cough*
There was the faintest knock at the door, and she jumped up and pulled it open.
"You're here!" Silent exclaimed, grinning tiredly.
The girls smiled.
"Come on in!" She said warily.
Oh, the real fun was about to begin.
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I know it's short. I know. I'm sorry. I'm not in a very good mood anymore.
Toodles...!
~Silent
ESTÁS LEYENDO
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