adopted by Hollywood undead

Dang it

" crash"

" we leave for 20 minutes" said j

" ok who broke something" I said

" wasn't us it was next door" said Charlie while the rest of the guys sit on the couches

" ahh" yelled someone

" I'm going over"I said while looking in the chamber of my gun

" I'll go to who ever hurt that girl, is gonna pay"said funny

*next door*

" knock knock knock"

" shut up you f-ing b*tch" yelled the guy

" bastard" said funny

" may I help you?" Asked the lady

"I'm not aiming to hurt you just the man" I said pulling my gun out

" here I'll protect you" said funny while the lady was hugging her

"Drop your gun" I said pointing my gun at the man

" what are you doing I'm my house" asked the man while pointing the gun at me

" when someone screams I tend to be a nice person and come help" I said

" this is none of you business" said the man

" I'm asking nicely slide the gun over to him and lay stomach down on the floor now"I said

"Your a little kid you won't do anything" said the man

"Mommy" yelled a little girl while running down the stairs

" I got her" said funny

" sweetie" said the lady

" ma'am,little girl cover your ears this is gonna be loud

* I shoot him in the foot*

" wanna test me anymore b*tch!" I yelled

" sky calm down your scarring the little girl" said funny

" fine I'm down" said the man

" tip If someone has a gun don't test em and if you even lay a finer on that little girl a bullet is going through your brain understand b*tch?" I said pointing the gun at his head

" fine fine damn" said the man

" mis?" I asked

" yes?" Asked the lady

" both of you can get up he won't hurt you if he move a bullet goes through his head" I said

" thank you" said the lady

" no problem really" I said

" he's in here" said funny

" officer James I have another one for you one shot in the foot" I said

" he threatened to kill me" said the lady

" it's ok miss he's going away for a long time thanks Skylar " said the officer

" all In a days work" I said putting my gun away

" thank you so much" said the lady while hugging me

" thank you" said the little girl

" your welcome" I said kneeling to we meet eye to eye