Dedicated to AnimaliaHolmes
A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when
he entered a patient's room. He found Patient #1 sitting on the
floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half.
Patient #2 was hanging from the ceiling, by his feet.
The doctor asked patient #1 what he was doing. The patient
replied, "Can't you see I'm sawing this piece of wood in half?"
The doctor asked Patient #1 what Patient #2 was doing.
Patient #1 replied, "Oh. He's my friend, but he's a little crazy.
He thinks he's a light bulb." The doctor looked up and noticed
Patient #2's face is all red.
The doctor asks Patient #1, "If he's your friend, don't you think
you should get him down from there before he hurts himself"
Patient #1 replies, "What? And work in the dark?"
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