A snail went into a car bodyshop. He asked the worker to paint the letter "s" all over his car.
'Why?' The worker asked him out of curiosity.
'Well,' replied the snail 'when I drive past everyone really fasr, I want them to say: wo, did you see that escargot?!?'
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A Joke A Day Keeps The Doctor Away!
RandomEveryone has those days where nothing seems to be going right. For 2016 I have decided to publish a book where I post one joke or pun a day to help make those tough times easier and to hopefully put a smile on your faces. I do not own any of the jo...